Tired of everything being Meta yet? Of always feeling the need to go to the next level before you've even digested where you're at? Of always having to justify that you're better than everyone else while they just think you're an asshole? Then this seminar is for you!
DeMetaprogramming will help you realize that you've been programmed into a cult of inflated hubris. That you've been exploited for not only your money but for your soul. That you've been turned into a mind-numbing zombie that just repeats next-level nonsense on an endless loop that former friends, family and colleagues find horrifying.
How does DeMetaprogramming work? First we must break down your Meta-armor and that ain't no easy task. It's even harder than steel armor because it's been divorced from all concrete reality. We need to resusitate you with what's immediately present so you can feel connected again. And to see how those feelings can ground your abstract thoughts instead of going off into metalomania.
So come on. You know you've had enough meta(sta)sizing for this lifetime. It's time to bring your ego back down to functional size. The complete course of DeMetaprogramming will cost you less than all the courses you took to metaprogram you. It's safe, effective and far easier to stomach than all of the metashit you've had to swallow. What do you have to lose beside your obsequious obsession? Contact us now before it's too late at DeMetaprogramming.dot.
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