MTG: Peach tree dishes and the poop police

I'm the first one to want regular, working-class folks in government instead of those elitists who have never worked hard a day in their lives. But they also need to have had a good public school education to the point of being at least halfway informed. Margarine Traitor-Spleen obviously skipped school more than she attended because she is a complete idiot. Her latest rant only adds to that evidence.

"They want to know when you’re eating.  They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. [...] They probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time or consistent."